Ever wonder how the professionals drink their energy drinks? Wired.com tells you how to Become an Energy Drink Connoisseur with the inside scoop from Energy Drink Review’s Energy Guru! The Guru’s tips will help you get the full energy drink experience when sitting down with the best energy drinks: CRUNK!!! Energy Drink, CRUNK!!! Sugar-free, or CRUNK!!! Citrus.

Where to look for CRUNK!!!

Gas stations, liquor stores and small name retailers are often the best bet when it comes to finding a wide array of energy drinks like CRUNK!!! Energy Drink. If you already know where where to find CRUNK!!! Energy Drink in your area, props to you. If not, you’ll want to our store locator in the sidebar of this blog, or on our website.

The Art of the Pour

Sometimes you’ve got to grab an energy drink and go, but next time you get the chance, take a page from Energy Guru’s book. Just pour half of your CRUNK!!! Energy Drink into a clear class so you can fully “appreciate” the physical characteristics like smell and color (have you looked at regular CRUNK!!! under a black light?) before drinking.

Getting the Full Effect

It’s important to take the time to sip and enjoy the unique and delicious taste of your CRUNK!!! Energy Drink at first. But, if you’re looking for a invigorating buzz or boost of energy, try this last tip from Energy Guru: chug the rest! (But please drink responsibly!)

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CRUNK!!! Energy Drink, the best energy drink, is helping you GET CRUNK!!! from LA to Atlanta to Chapel Hill this weekend!

If you’re ready to GET CRUNK!!! with our crew, you should check out one of these events:

SpringFest ‘08, University of North Carolina

• Where: Smith Center, University of North Carolina
• When: Saturday, April 26, 4pm to 7pm
• More Details: Check out this article in the Daily Tar Heel, the UNC student newspaper

Push Cart Grad Prix, Cal State Long Beach Kaleidoscope Festival

• Where: Brotman Hall, Cal State Long Beach
• When: Saturday, April 26, Noon to 3pm
• More Details: Check out this article in the 49er, the Cal State Long Beach student newspaper

NFL Draft Party, Atlanta, GA

• Where: Fox Sports Grill, Atlanta, Ga
• When: Saturday, April 26, 2pm
• More Details: Check out the Fox Sports Grill website for more details

Inman Park Festival, Atlanta, GA

• Where: Inman Park, Atlanta, GA
• When: Saturday and Sunday
• More Details: This is the 37th Annual Inman Park Spring Festival, a neighborhood festival widely regarded as Atlanta’s most spirited and eclectic.

Its official — you can now GET CRUNK!!! at South by Southwest (SXSW) in Austin, TX.

• Troubador Saloon on 6th (map) has a packed schedule of CRUNK!!! Bands
• Fireside Lounge at 6th and Barazzo - Young Joc performs at this CRUNK!!! Club on March 17th

CRUNK!!! Energy Drink, the best energy drink, knows how to get CRUNK!!! — and now SXSW will too!

Visit any of the locations below to try the best energy drink, CRUNK!!! Energy Drink for FREE. And, when you buy a 16 ounce can of CRUNK!!!, you’ll get an 8 ounce can free!

Just look for the CRUNK!!! Energy Drink crew, and they’ll set you up!

Saturday:

• 7-9am: Mobil/Crossroads, 1090 N. Ontario Mills Dr. Ontario, CA (Map)
• 11am-1pm: Unocal/Ontario Mills 76, 4350 Mills Circle, Ontario, CA (Map)
• 1-4pm: Arco AM/PM, 905 S. Grove Ave, Ontario, CA (Map)
• 11am-2pm: Arco AM/PM, 4860 Huntington, Los Angeles, CA (Map)
• 2-5pm: Art’s Meat Market, 1402 W. Kenneth, Los Angeles, CA (Map)

Sunday:

• 9-11am: 7-Eleven, 3243 Santa Anita Ave, El Monte, CA (Map)
• 11am-1pm: Shell/Miraba, 1955 Rosemead Blvd, South El Monte, CA (Map)
• 11am-2pm: Arco/Winnetka, 8255 Winnetka Ave, Conoga Park, CA (Map)
• 2-5pm: Shell Toponga, 7601 Toponga, Conoga Park, CA (Map)

LA is getting CRUNK!!!

Want to find CRUNK!!! Energy Drink in LA? Just use our store locator in the sidebar of this blog, or on our website. You can even add the store locator to your website, blog, or Facebook page!